We’re not talking past-season leftovers, either (although the deals are insane on those, too), because the Mr Porter Black Friday sale is absolutely brimming with current-season bangers, perennial standbys, and the kind of statement pieces that will absolutely rankle any work enemies you might have in a holiday party setting.

Porter’s Black Friday sale has the best selection of designers and the deepest discounts of any of the luxury e-retailers right now — and that includes Ssense, Cettire, and Farfetch. Most of Net-a-Porter’s sale section is up to 50 percent off,